The Ten Commandments (King Donald Revised Unauthorized Version)
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before thyself
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth except of thyself.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless at election time
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it wholly for thyself
5. Honour thy father but not thy mother who as an immigrant poisoned America’s blood, as did two of thy wives, the mothers of four of thy children
6. Thou shalt not kill: get others to do it for you
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou canst pay to cover it up
8. Thou shalt not steal save for elections and campaign contributions
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor save it be an enemy and a BAD PERSON who deserves it BIGLY
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s but rather acquire things bigger than his with money thou hast not. His wife and maidservant are up for grabs by thee alone.
