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R v Upward Day 9: Justice And Tears
Tweet The trial of Luke Upward on charges of criminal damage (in defence of the night sky) to a neon sign advertising the Polo Lounge nightclub resumed after proceedings on whether an adjournment granted indefinitely by Cocklecarrot J was void … Continue reading
R v Upward: Day 8 The Surprising Appeal of Hardy Prodnose
Tweet But for the fear of scuffing his faultless brogues, Luke Upward might have kicked himself for his line of questioning of Dr Strabismus (Whom God Hath Preserved In Utrecht) when defending himself against a charge of criminal damage to … Continue reading
R v Upward Day 7: Animal Magic, Mad Science and Class Warfare
Tweet The trial of Luke Upward on charges of criminal damage to a neon sign in defence of his right to starlight proceeded more slowly than Queen Victoria’s funeral cortège, as the plodding Prodnose cross-examined his remaining wearisome witnesses. … Continue reading
The trial of the century resumes: R v Upward Day 6
Tweet The court had little time to subside after the sensational subpoena for Susan Sarandon, as Cocklecarrot J moved rapidly and even ruggedly through the remaining witnesses whom the defence wished to call in the matter of R v Upward … Continue reading
R v Upward Day 5: Movie Star Named In Court Sensation
Tweet After overcoming a short interlude of existential despair Mr Justice Cocklecarrot proceeded briskly, and even brusquely, to initiate the trial of Luke Upward on criminal damage to a purple neon sign announcing the Polo Lounge nightclub. He directed both … Continue reading
R v Upward Day 4: Cocklecarrot Finds No Escape From Justice
Tweet Before Mr Justice Cocklecarrot could resume the trial of Luke Upward on a reduced charge of causing criminal damage to a neon sign he found it necessary to instruct the new court reporter who had replaced the dismissed … Continue reading
R v Upward (Day 1)
Tweet Luke Upward’s trial on firearms and criminal damage charges was originally set down for Mr Justice Ongart-Wylight. But he was suspended from the bench (an unpleasant mediaeval punishment) as the result of an indiscretion in the robing room with … Continue reading
Revised Bill to prohibit sale of supernatural interventiion
Tweet Sale Of Supernatural Or Spiritual Benefit (Prohibition) Bill 2012 Revised to make sure of catching the Mormons An act to prohibit the obtaining of anything of value in exchange for procuring or avoiding any form of supernatural intervention or … Continue reading
A Bill to outlaw religious spivs
Tweet People who care about religion should want to protect it from charlatans and spivs published in www.politics.co.uk 23 March 2012 Have you ever seen or experienced something that made you say “there should be a law against it?” I … Continue reading
