Category Archives for politics
Every election speech
Tweet Candidate 1 (Mr Aardvark): In all my time in politics, My friends will all agree I never dodge the issue I say just what I see. That’s why I tell you firmly (It’s what I’ve always said) The past … Continue reading
Lament of a Labour Leaver
Tweet unanswered letter to Keir Starmer MP, Labour Brexit spokesman, July 26 2019 Dear Keir, As you can see, I do not have the good fortune to live in your constituency, but I hope you might answer this … Continue reading
Boris Johnson’s Post-Brexit Fawning And Grovelwell Office
Tweet Published in www.politics.co.uk August 14 2019 It is part of the price of Britain’s political life, especially if you become a minister. At some point you must give a speech for the sake of your party or government which … Continue reading
The Terrible Message of Boris Johnson
Tweet shorter version published in www.politics.co.uk July 22, 2019 The advent of Boris Johnson to 10 Downing Street sends a terrible message to younger politicians of all parties. Why bother to be truthful, competent, diligent, or set an upstanding example … Continue reading
Lords of misrule
Tweet Letter published in Daily Mail July 18 2019 The Mail’s Investigations Unit did a public service by showcasing the lax rules on leave of absence from the House of Lords. Formally, peers are summoned to the House by the … Continue reading
Boris Johnson through the lens of Alexander Pope
Tweet Oh! could I mount on the Maeonian wing, Your arms, your actions, your repose to sing! What seas you traversed, and what fields you fought! Your country’s peace, how oft, how dearly bought! How barb’rous rage subsided at your … Continue reading
Share Your Shame
Tweet Dear X, I am certain that as an experienced politician you are aware of the widespread collapse of faith in our political system and our governing class in general. If you achieve your ambition to become Prime Minister you … Continue reading
British Politics: The Apathy Or The Ecstasy
Tweet published in PUNCH 23 January 2002 Politicians right across the political spectrum are fretting themselves silly over the latest drug menace. It is far more dangerous than Ecstasy, although its effects are totally different. Where Ecstasy gives artificial exhilaration … Continue reading
Trump Lost: Americans Want Something Better
Tweet published in the Yorkshire Post (slightly edited) November 7, 2018 In the world Donald Trump has created for himself, all events are an endless parade with himself taking the salute. Predictably he greeted his reverses in the midterm elections … Continue reading
Hands Off Private Eye!
Tweet David Wolfe Esq QC Chair Press Recognition Panel 17 October 2018 Dear Mr Wolfe, I would be grateful if you could confirm, clarify or deny the report in Private Eye that the Panel intends to carry out “a high-level … Continue reading
