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View Article  Composer Needed (Again)
This song is on offer to the British cricket charity A Chance To Shine, which brings cricket and hope to schoolchildren. If anyone feels inspired to add music to it, I would be delighted to hear from him or her.   more »
View Article  Peter Mandelson: A Supernanny Who Should Shut Up
It has always been my dream as a writer to provoke fury or threats from Peter Mandelson. Perhaps this article in Tribune will make it come true   more »
View Article  Britain's Tax Asylum Seekers
Britain's non-domicile tax rules have produced a privileged class of tax asylum seekers. Gordon Brown should let us judge what we get from them.   more »
View Article  Harry Bear's Brazilian cousin, Ursinho

I posted a new photo to HarryBearMP.


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View Article  Orwelll's children?
The Evening Standard reports that the government intends to introduce talking CCTV cameras to admonish people who commit crimes and anti-social behaviour. The cameras will use children's voices   more »
View Article  Harry Bear MP (younger image!)

I posted a new photo to HarryBearMP.


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View Article  Ban Cricket Betting
Letter in Daily Telegraph: cricket and betting do not mix   more »
View Article  VOTE FOR HARRY BEAR!! Twice if you can
Harry Bear - the first teddy bear to become a British MP - defeats the Preservative Party, the Laboratory Party and the Lintel and Doormat Party. When you see their campaign song, you may understand why.   more »
View Article  Why I Want To Be BBC Chairman
Bring Back The Grove Family - a manifesto for the BBC   more »
View Article  Labour's Deputy: Please Give Us The Right To Vote NO!
Would it not be nice to vote against the Labour Deputy candidate of your choice? If Hazel Blears adopts my proposal that's exactly what Labour members could do...   more »
View Article  VOTE FOR HARRY BEAR!
Coming soon - the amazing story of Harry Bear, the first teddy bear to become a British MP. Here is his campaign song   more »
View Article  Composers Lucky Dip
Stuck for song lyrics? Try within   more »
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View Article  A Little Iraq Dossier (edition 1 Dec 2006)
Read two new answers to the question "What did Britain gain from joining the Iraq war"? - including British Education Secretary and Deputy Leadership candidate Alan Johnson MP   more »
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View Article  Iraq - Alan Johnson Speaks
Alan Johnson may be wrong on Iraq, but at least he is not yellow   more »
View Article  Dishononary Degrees
A world first for Oxford? Award Dishonorary Degrees to unworthy eminent persons. There are so many to choose from   more »
View Article  Australia/NZ Brochure
Read latest version here.   more »
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View Article  Brotain Got Nothing From The Iraq War (Tribune article)
Tony Blair's Lord of the Rings fantasies cannot hide the harm of the Iraq war   more »
View Article  Blair: Who's Undermining Our Troops?
Guardian letter 2 November 2006: Is Tony Blair good for forces' morale?   more »
View Article  Tony Blair: Which Wounded Is He Protecting?
Tony Blair will not tell us how often - as our Prime Minister and theirs - he has visited wounded soldiers or bereaved familes of soldiers killed in Iraq or Afghanistan.   more »
View Article  A Little Iraq Dossier
What benefits has Britain gained from joining the Iraq war? For convenience, all exchanges on this can now be read in the attached Little Iraq Dossier READ ASTONISHING LETTER FROM FCO   more »
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View Article  Benefits to Britain from Iraq - the Defence Ministry Speaks!
There is intelligent life in Britain's Defence Ministry. But they still cannot name any benefits from joining the war.   more »
View Article  Peter Hain: A Leader or another flea on George Bush's poodle?

  Is Peter Hain a leader in waiting - or another flea on George Bush's poodle?

 

Rt Hon Peter ...   more »

View Article  Tedkwando

I posted a new photo to HarryBearMP.


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View Article  Harry Bear MP

I posted a new photo to HarryBearMP.


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View Article  BLAIR MAY GO! But does the US care?
If Blair fell, would it help the Democrats in the Congressional elections?   more »
View Article  What Has Britain Gained From Joining The Iraq War?

A simple enough question - but the government cannot answer. Nor can the Conservatives. Now read on...

1) Letter to ...   more »

View Article  Novel - Reprinted By Popular Demand!

It had always seemed unjust to Pat Hobby that his only lasting gift was for playing cricket. In fifteen years ...   more »

View Article  The President Has All His Words In Place

The President has all his words in place.

No line of truth has marked his handsome face.

Reporters yawn: they’ve ...   more »

View Article  Composer Wanted 5: Come, Holy Spirit
This is a very loose translation of Veni, Creator Spiritus. If anyone would like to turn it into a hymn or a piece of Christian rock, I would be glad to hear from him or her   more »
View Article  (Jazz) Composer Wanted 4: Blue Train
If anyone wants to try to turn this into a jazz standard, I would be glad to hear from him or her. (I nearly sold it to Sade in the 1980s).   more »
View Article  Composer Wanted 3: History Is Bunk
If anyone would like to compose some music to this hymn to TV I would be glad to hear from him or her   more »
View Article  Composer Wanted 2: A Skate Anthem
If anyone would like to put some music to the skate anthem below I would be glad to hear from him or her.   more »
View Article  Composer Wanted 1: A Short Love Story
If anyone would like to put some music to the love story below, I would be glad to hear from him or her (grammar)   more »
View Article  Could Bad Manners Get Blair Sacked?
Labour's Chief Whip has accidentally created the perfect way to be rid of Tony Blair   more »
View Article  Shove Off, Mandy
Peter Mandelson should stick to his knickers   more »
View Article  A Literary Ripoff by the Spectator
Despite its historic literary reputation, the Spectator cheats today's writers.   more »