“Did you see that amazing blonde?”

 

“Who didn’t? She’s living with Adam Sawyer. Apparently there’s a new one each summer. And none of them ever speaks.”

 

“I don’t think I could live like that.”

 

“I’m sure you couldn’t, Steve.”

 

Alice?”

 

“Steve?”

 

“Are there lots of people like Ernie and Dorothy? Still mad about each other after 45 years?”

 

“You’re asking the wrong girl, Steve. I haven’t met many. And certainly not among my clients.”

 

“Oh. Sorry.”

 

“Stop being sorry. You didn’t do or say anything wrong. And stop being so polite. You’re a teenager, you’re sullen, surly and a brat.” I tickled him as if he were Cal and he squealed as if he were Cal.Surrender and say ‘I am sullen and surly.’”

 

“Fuck off.”

 

“Yes!! At last.” I went back to stroking his hair. “Steve, I think there is a very high chance you will meet your Dorothy. But she isn’t going to be delivered to you in a parcel, with a big label. You have to search out and discover her. Or him. But when you do I am certain that you will have the same feelings in 50 years as you do now.”